How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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