just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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