She's JV to your varsity
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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