Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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