So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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