I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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