I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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