He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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