he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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