I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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