kristin has been a bad kristin
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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