i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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