i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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