There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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