and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
