You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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