Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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