i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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