i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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