He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you win again, gameday.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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