just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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