Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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