it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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