He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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