I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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