I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
