Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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