omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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