just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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