? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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