You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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