I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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