My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Do plants get herpes?
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