We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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