i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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