my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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