love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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