scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
