I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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