i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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