So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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