Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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