just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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