Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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