I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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