My friends, they love my intelligence
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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