so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just want nice things and good sex
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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