apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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