ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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