You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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