have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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