my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize