Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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