how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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