so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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