i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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