doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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